Wednesday, July 27th, 1994

OK KOOL get me to thee net…..i just dont wanna sidle anywhere near Albini and his horde of math rockers…..please post this magic question…..tell me someone why the hell i am iconoclastic re;gen eccchhhh but have not sold as much as the Breeders(and the answer is NOT that we suck and i dress funny and married a rockstar-and you know it fishdick) why do i get mail from Cher,asked to uh…”come down to the set” by Demi(I hear you math boy and i most certainly did no such thing-you just want it) a VERY UNWELCOME-NON PARTICIPANT upcoming Peeple and E Weekly cover? What fuking happened to the Pixies? You remember before the deconstruction,dismemberment and (thank YOU mr Corgan,oh by the way William im carrying your own little Billy-funny how that happened with your WIFE in the damm room-gee shes liberal)DISARMENMENT of me and mine? When you could start a band get a little bigger than the German Circuit-doesANYONEREMEMBERTHEGERMANCIRCUITWELL IT WASNTMUCHFUCKINGFUNTHATSWHAT-make a bit of dosh,be big in the UK and only be recognized by clerks at roughTrade? calling me a big media whore in those days was fine it was true-i love nothing more than pissing on my phlegmatic,pointy nosed evil witch in a low rent industry jobbed peersHAHA or omething along those lines-but this..this is and has been ridiculous and Noam Chumsky has NOT provided the answer,if anyone knows Jason Cohen author of said,Generation ecccchhh,pls tell him (im serious) he is my Jewish prince, i want an answer AND a date. Janet Billig says he even talks that way,tell him itll make the Star and then he can ponder this quest in an even new light-should i just go back to college?Bennington!Wellesly!Harvard!!!!…uh…..EVERGREEN!!!!!!!! IVe only got 2 terms left for a nifty degree in guess what……THATS RIGHT!THE SAME AS ALL THE REST OF YOU!!!!………LIBERAL ARTS!!!!!!!!!we all know how far that gets us in our streamlined modern world,the world of the fast track and the information superhighway! YOU JUST WON AN INTERN JOB AT MTV AND I AM GROSSLY OVER FAMOUS!!!!For what? writing-sorry you know its true-very good very obvious English major lyrics and listenin g to The Psychedelic Furs and PIL way too much.?okay okay ill do snl but only cos Jeanne Garofolo joined the cast and Patti very much knows shes gaygaygay.Im sorry if ive upset your concept of celebrity by actually participating in this,but HEY! your concept of celebrity was just boomer handed to you anyways…see,just like Thurston….IM ACCESSIBLE!I LIVE IN A HOUSE! I HAVE A CHILD!I AM HUMAN!THE LIVINGHIEROPHANT! THE COVER OF MS.AND ESQUIRE THE SAME MONTH!AND IT ISNNT A CONTRADICTION! I MUST BE…..WAIT FORIT….A FEMMENIST(Thanx Noam) okay fuckoff peace love empathy and kiss my ass…. 2 more things;id like to pot a very public apology to Nils Bernstien for being a lame ass and accusing him of something he did not do,it would be boring to try to excuse myself so i wont. also,guess what ponies?I DONT DO HEROIN!!!!!thats right, I hardly ever have so blow me,its gross and its DIRTY.now ive really let you down…im sorry…maybe SARAH MCCLACHLEN DOES..COS SHE THINKS I DO…COS ITS CHIC AND KOOL…. bye now Courtney,no no dumbass not TORI,Courtney. AND NO MORE FUCKING MID SUICIDE E MAIL-CALL THE FUCKING HOTLINE OR WRITE TO VEDDER -IM ROOF BORNE MYSELF STOP IT YOU LITTLE ALTERNATEEN BRATS!!! COURTNEY,AND THE BLOOD IS DRIPPING ONTO THE NOTEPAD……WELL YOUR SUCKING MINE AND ILL LIVE THRU THE NUCLEAR WINTER LIKE ITOR NOT…..i can see it now…rambling,incoherent,POOR TYPING SKILLS !!!publish at your own peril,i promise to be very very pissed…… AND