that dress fit perfectly two months ago but then i had my little nervous b reakdown and ate macro deserts and got a little huge so it all goes to me knockers and me tum. those be me spanx holding th etum and the boobies just well i couldve picked a more consvervative bra i suppose it seemed alrightzatthe time , the girl that makes tehse dresses is named clare la faye shes a fucking genius and is goingt be as big as rick owens, shexs the best desiugner out of la since rick and shes just amazing……..i got caught in a rather compromising psition by th epaps today but youll see the whole sordid mess tomorrow so i may as well not discuss it. i was concerned this week as the book wasnt ont he nytimes bestseller list again but ivebeen assured by my publishers its exceeding all expectations and will be back on that this is common and that it s doing very well , sop im happy about thsat becaiuse ill be dAmmed if im doing tons of more pr, ivedone my fair share now let me go hide and get gastric bypass or something. (kiddding) ( i dont even think thats legal) okay gonna watch dads army and go to me club with me secret friend.
thanks for your lovely support.
i have to paly something live on russells show tomorrow and my shameful pap moment will havebeen published by then, ill probably suck so bad but he takes the piss out of me and hes so offensive yet it just makes me laugh my ass off, hint therell be ping pong balls and old boots and african babies. and also im the queen. of England, you know. Elizabeth. but thats plenty dfont wnt to give it away, it s just awfully good fun and he really nailed me but in A TOTALLY hysterical way.
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corkscrew
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